Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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