This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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