You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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