Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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