I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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