btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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