i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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