Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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