Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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