Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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