It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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