so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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