turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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