so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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