So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm having to shit out rocks
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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