that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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