you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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