It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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