Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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