Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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