you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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