god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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