Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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