Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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