My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
