I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize