I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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