Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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