A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
nutella sex= disaster
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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