I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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