found the other keg... it's in the tree
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just puked most of my soul out..
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