What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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