Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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