Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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