its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Sorry my hands just texted you
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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