The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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