Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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