You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
