Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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