So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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