Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
