I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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