I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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