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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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