They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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