bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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