Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
