# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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