He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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