I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The power of my boobs compel you
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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