On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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