i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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