I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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