so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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