I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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